Now I see what you are all going on about. ‘Carnival’ and ‘underwear’ were the keywords. I feel deeply flattered. I shouldn’t, of course. Far better is ‘swelling of the corpse’ which I happen to know was how one enquiring Googler was happily sent to Almost not there.
Thinking about Disprin: whoever sweetened the painkiller should be put in pain. It’s revolting. Bring back the gritty, chalky tablets and banish the pale pink fizzy sweet that only creates more emotional pain than the physical it attempts to destroy.