poor connections

The Bishop told me I should telephone God.

‘No matter if I haven’t got a strong connection, he likes bad phone lines.’

The Archbishop told me today that I was only interested in homosexuality, and some of his aides became very cross. I wonder if an angry Archbishop might cut the connection altogether.

So far, I haven’t tried calling. I’m thinking about it though. The Bishop said it might help resolve all of my visa problems.

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